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Ooh, check this one out! "Here lies
Damien Marrow. A fishmonger.

2
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Always had a smile on his face."
Aw, that's nice!

3
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How many are you planning to read?

4
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I dunno. Another 80...maybe?

5
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Why, are you not enjoying it?
No.

6
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Of course not. It's incredibly
boring and creepy.

7
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I've no idea why you
wanted to come here.

8
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I find their lives...interesting.
Why?

9
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They're dull as shit. I couldn't
just be some smiling fishmonger.

10
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Ah, it'd be OK. You'd eat well!

11
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I don't want "OK".

12
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I want fucking great.

13
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I want to sail through a storm
and ride a white deer

14
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and have sex in the graveyard.

15
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Yeah, er...bit disrespectful though,
isn't it?

16
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And chilly.

17
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You're too safe, Marcus. You may as
well just jump in the grave now.

18
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Er...OK, well, if it's naughty grave
sex you want, let's do it.

19
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Right now.
Yeah, right.

20
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You couldn't handle it.

21
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Mmm.

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

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How can anyone be "too safe"?

35
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That's like a toilet
being too clean.

36
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I think she's gonna dump me.
Whoa, no, you'll win her round.

37
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Just give the girl a bit of danger.
I am terrible at danger, though.

38
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Maybe I'll take her on a mini-break
to Tuscany.

39
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There are some fairly hazardous
hill walks.

40
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Yeah, that might not cut it, bro.

41
00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,980
So what do I do, buy her
a pet crocodile?

42
00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,010
Push her down a well?

43
00:02:07,053 --> 00:02:08,873
Holy Jove, God of Thunder.

44
00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:11,090
What?
There's a hottie in the office!

45
00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:14,000
Finally! I was beginning to think
it was company policy

46
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that female staff
had to be total gorgons.

47
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Ah! Apart from Flavia, of course!

48
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Oh... Yeah, but Flavia's
senior management

49
00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:23,570
so that comment obviously
doesn't include her.

50
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Hey! Hi, Flavia.

51
00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:27,893
A bold but unconvincing
recovery, Shredder.

52
00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,300
Yeah.
You've noticed Pandora, then?

53
00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:33,366
Pandora?! Oh, her over there! Yeah.

54
00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:35,333
I can see her now. Is she new, then?

55
00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:38,753
Indeed, she is. The board
are planning to fast-track her.

56
00:02:38,773 --> 00:02:40,360
As is Stylax, I expect.

57
00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,150
Well, , she's been
selected for her intelligence

58
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and good judgement, so
I can't see that happening.

59
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Oh...

60
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Gawping over, back to work!

61
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It's a step down from the palace,
but it has a certain...

62
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gritty charm.

63
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Oh! Er...what's that?

64
00:02:59,673 --> 00:03:03,613
And a shitty charm.
Yes...what are the neighbours like?

65
00:03:03,806 --> 00:03:05,520
Grumio, what are you like?

66
00:03:05,873 --> 00:03:07,390
I'm all right.
He's "all right"!

67
00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:07,413
Oh, right.
Well, yes...that'll do.
I'm all right.
He's "all right"!

68
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Oh, right.
Well, yes...that'll do.

69
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Good. Good.

70
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Grumio, this is your
new neighbour, Strabo.

71
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Play nice, won't you?

72
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Hey, Pandora, is it? I'm Stylax.

73
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That's great. If you've got a memo,
please just pop it in my inbox.

74
00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,393
Oh, no, I don't have one of them.

75
00:03:32,406 --> 00:03:33,986
Just thought I'd come over
for a chat.

76
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And that's super, Stylax,
but I am currently streamlining

77
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the company's internal
communications system

78
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and learning Greek.
So now really isn't the best time.

79
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How about tonight, then?
I could help you bed in here.

80
00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:48,520
And thanks so much, but I've already
had a full staff induction.

81
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Tomorrow, then?
Tomorrow's basket weaving,

82
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then I'm in a conference in Rimini.

83
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Week after's chocca...
How about...April?

84
00:03:56,466 --> 00:03:58,050
April this year?
Uh-huh.

85
00:03:58,090 --> 00:04:00,160
How's your diary looking?
I don't own a diary.

86
00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,510
Perfect. Well, ping me
a couple of dates

87
00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,540
and we'll find a window.

88
00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:08,306
So you're going to wait until April?

89
00:04:08,353 --> 00:04:12,046
April, schmapril. I'll find a window
before that, you know,

90
00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,626
- hoik it open and slither in.
- Oh, how romantic

91
00:04:14,673 --> 00:04:16,700
Oh, give us a hand for a second,
would you, lads?

92
00:04:16,766 --> 00:04:19,320
The landlord's only gone and talked
some other stupid sucker

93
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into moving in here.
Oh! Go landlord!

94
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Carefully, please, precious cargo.

95
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All right, this is Strabo.

96
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Me and the big man
are helping him move in.

97
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Right... Cos it looks more like
you are eating his food.

98
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All part of the service.
Sorry about this.

99
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Oh, you spicy bugger!
What is it, G man?

100
00:04:43,293 --> 00:04:47,320
Indian food. They call it takeaway,
cos you can take it...away.

101
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You can eat in, as well.
Honestly, the things this guy knows.

102
00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,430
Oh, cool, you've got ants!

103
00:04:52,470 --> 00:04:55,946
They're for my work. I call them
my assist-ants.

104
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What do you do, transport leaves?

105
00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:00,900
No. I'm a weatherist.

106
00:05:00,973 --> 00:05:03,786
My ants react to tiny changes
in the atmosphere,

107
00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:06,040
which I use to create a forecast.

108
00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,053
I did it for the Emperor
until recently.

109
00:05:08,106 --> 00:05:11,486
Wicked, what's he like?
Shorter than he looks in statues.

110
00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,800
This one is called Mark Antony.

111
00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,190
He's my most trusted barometer.

112
00:05:17,646 --> 00:05:19,140
At least I think this is him.

113
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Go on, then, give us a prediction.

114
00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:25,480
Very well. I scribbled something
on a scrap of papyrus..?

115
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Ah, yes, that's the chap.

116
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"Tomorrow is overcast
with occasional sunshine."

117
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Classic.

118
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Wendsday, a small drama

119
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,993
followed by heavy rain
in the afternoon."

120
00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:40,020
Sorry. Did you just say "tremor"?

121
00:05:40,066 --> 00:05:42,986
"Followed by heavy rain
in the afternoon." Yes.

122
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Tremor, as in earthquake?

123
00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:48,353
According to Mark Antony here, it's
more of a flutter than a tremor.

124
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Perfectly safe,
but people tend to panic

125
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when you start talking
about earthquakes.

126
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Thinking they are going to die
and whatnot!

127
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So best not to spread it around.

128
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Hmm?

129
00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,653
So...there's gonna be
an earthquake tomorrow.

130
00:06:05,753 --> 00:06:07,380
What?! How do you know?

131
00:06:07,406 --> 00:06:09,860
I have it on the highest authority.
Oh, no.

132
00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,890
Please don't tell me
you've found God!

133
00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:13,660
Pass me some of those grapes
will you?

134
00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:16,446
Not God, my new neighbour.
He's a weatherist.

135
00:06:16,473 --> 00:06:18,830
Excuse-moi, he's a what?
A weatherist.

136
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A scientist of weather.
He used to work for the Emporer.

137
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He's legit, I promise.
Are you serious?

138
00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:25,460
An earthquake, here in Rome?

139
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Yeah, and maybe don't tell anyone,
might cause a bit of panic.

140
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So, what are we going to do?

141
00:06:29,393 --> 00:06:32,860
I guess, get some supplies in.
Drink whatever it is you're making

142
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and just embrace the danger...
and of course...each other.

143
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Is it going to be a big one?

144
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Well, he can't say for sure.
Because that would be amazing!

145
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Pretty big. Yeah, a bloody whopper.
Properly dangerous.

146
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I knew you'd win her round.

147
00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:51,760
It was mainly thanks to our
weird new neighbour and his ants.

148
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They're the real heroes.

149
00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:54,893
But, what about when the earthquake
never happens?

150
00:06:54,953 --> 00:06:57,773
I guess, as your girlfriend
she's used to disappointment!

151
00:06:58,073 --> 00:06:59,733
Oh, yeah, she's gonna be
really gutted

152
00:06:59,766 --> 00:07:01,313
she's not under a pile of rubble.

153
00:07:01,346 --> 00:07:03,880
It's all about the build up.
That's the sexy bit.

154
00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,180
That's why people bang each other
on sinking ships and stuff.

155
00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:08,320
Of course they don't,
it would be far too wobbly.

156
00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,433
When faced with death, people just
dump everything and hump anything.

157
00:07:13,286 --> 00:07:15,260
In fact...ooh!

158
00:07:15,373 --> 00:07:17,493
Where are you going?
Is this to do with humping?

159
00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:20,073
Oh, he's had a humping idea.
Tell me what it is?  No.

160
00:07:20,466 --> 00:07:22,573
Bad friend! Bad person!

161
00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,820
Mmm.

162
00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:31,970
Here, you missed a bit.

163
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Ta.

164
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How was your meal, sirs?

165
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Cracking, thanks. Real spicy.

166
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Not too spicy, I hope?

167
00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:42,313
Nah, nah, nah. Nice and spicy.

168
00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:44,750
I tell you what, grab us two more
yellow currys, would you?

169
00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:45,660
Coming right up, sirs.

170
00:07:45,693 --> 00:07:48,560
A -a -  actually, what's that red curry
they're eating over there?

171
00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,486
That is a speciality of the house.
Very, very spicy.

172
00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:55,566
Oh! Give us that one
this time, please.  Good call.

173
00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:58,386
Oh, no, I'm sorry, but the red curry
is only for regulars.

174
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What?! Why?

175
00:07:59,406 --> 00:08:03,160
It's for your own safety, sir.
It requires a sturdy constitution.

176
00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:05,153
Sturdy constitution?
You're talking to a man

177
00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,800
who'll quite happily
eat out of a bin.

178
00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,070
And it's an honour to have you
dining with us, sir,

179
00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:10,740
but it will be the yellow curry.

180
00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:13,073
Red curry.  Yellow curry.
Red curry.  Yellow curry.

181
00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:15,290
Yellow curry.  Re-

182
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I'll send some
complimentary papadums.

183
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Salve, Pandora.

184
00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:28,920
Hi, Stylax. No time
for chit-chat, I'm afraid.

185
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I've got to action all of these
memos before today's budget meeting.

186
00:08:32,086 --> 00:08:34,686
Very much looking forward
to touching base in April, though.

187
00:08:34,753 --> 00:08:36,740
Oh, no, no. This isn't chit-chat,
this is work.

188
00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,186
I've got a work memo for you.

189
00:08:38,246 --> 00:08:40,330
Ah, OK, what am I filing it under?

190
00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:43,280
Er...I guess it's social, with a
hint of health and safety too.

191
00:08:43,573 --> 00:08:45,966
Well, let's hear it
and I'll make a call.

192
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All members of staff are cordially
invited to the copy room

193
00:08:51,026 --> 00:08:53,913
tomorrow afternoon...
Yeah. That's definitely social.

194
00:08:53,946 --> 00:08:55,320
..cos there's gonna be
an earthquake.

195
00:08:55,386 --> 00:08:58,326
Oh! Wow! Gosh! I see.

196
00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,360
That is more health and safety now.
Yeah.

197
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,950
Come and hunker down...
"Hunker down..."

198
00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:05,593
..in a safe, but fun, environment.

199
00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,340
Wear loose clothing.

200
00:09:08,553 --> 00:09:10,473
I'll get that off right away.
Great.

201
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,480
Oh, and of course, do make sure
you come along.

202
00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,453
Erm...that's going
to be tough, Stylax,

203
00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,506
because I'm really getting slammed
here with work.

204
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:19,180
Bring it with you. Treat my desk
as a hot desk.

205
00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,810
Is it a hot desk?
It would be if you were at it.

206
00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:23,850
Huh?

207
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,790
Just get on the cart, Delphine.

208
00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,620
No, I'm not going anywhere.

209
00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:31,906
Hey, everything all right?

210
00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:33,613
Can you talk to her, please?

211
00:09:33,626 --> 00:09:37,520
She's refusing to leave and there's
gonna be a bloody big earthquake!

212
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,426
I did say not to tell anyone.
I only told Maya...

213
00:09:44,746 --> 00:09:46,410
..and the other guys on the cart...

214
00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:48,450
Delphine?
..and Gregory.

215
00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:50,000
Ah, you told your ex!

216
00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:57,946
I am not on my own,
I am with Marcus.

217
00:09:58,013 --> 00:10:01,560
Marcus? This guy, Marcus?
He's staying for the earthquake?

218
00:10:01,586 --> 00:10:05,020
Oh, I can't wait! I am
all about the earthquake.

219
00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,270
If it's too real for you,

220
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,820
by all means, scamper off
out of here...Greg.

221
00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:10,970
You are really staying with him?

222
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,880
OK. Safe trip, then. Off you pop.

223
00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:20,940
- Bon voyage.
- Hey, on.

224
00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:24,530
They are so pathetic.
Well,

225
00:10:24,846 --> 00:10:27,480
these things really separate
the men from the boys, don't they?

226
00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,830
And on the plus side, we've got
the whole place to ourselves.

227
00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:41,390
Hey, Strabo.

228
00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:43,430
Terrific forecast, earlier.

229
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,220
Please pass on my thanks
to the ants.

230
00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:48,010
Yes, will do.
Are you going somewhere?

231
00:10:48,050 --> 00:10:50,160
Mm...I thought I'd go and stay
with my sister.

232
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,990
Yes, my reading for tomorrow's
changed somewhat, you see?

233
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,340
Oh, right. What's going on?
There is still a tremor?

234
00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:59,590
Oh, yes, but it may be a bit bigger.
Bigger?

235
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,520
How much bigger?

236
00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:04,326
Well, I checked with the ants and
they were quite, well...antsy.

237
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,550
They are now suggesting
a full-blown earthquake...

238
00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,220
but I'm sure
it will be fine, though.

239
00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:11,100
What? No, you're not.
You're gonna stay with your sister.

240
00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,130
Yes, that is true.

241
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,860
The ants can be wrong, of course.
So it could be nothing, then?

242
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,906
Oh, absolutely. It could be nothing.

243
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:27,593
Excuse me.

244
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:36,133
You're completely overreacting,
the guy's a gibbering looney.

245
00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:38,410
He's a respected weatherist...
..who talks to ants!

246
00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:39,430
He knows his stuff.

247
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,206
Yesterday, he said it would be
overcast with sunny spells.

248
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:46,113
And Io...it was! That's not Io,
that's default forecast.

249
00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:48,246
He could have just said,
"There'll be weather".

250
00:11:48,286 --> 00:11:51,900
I trust him. He said curry
were nice and it is...very nice.

251
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:54,020
I wouldn't be surprised if there's
a monster quake on the way.

252
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,146
Oh...so presumably you'll
wanna get out of town, then.

253
00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:59,606
Nah, sounds like a right faff.
Uh-huh? What about you, then?

254
00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,713
Oh, no, I've got to hunker down
with Pandora.

255
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:04,500
This might be the only time
she can...slot me in.

256
00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:07,100
I figured you might prioritise
slotting yourself in over survival.

257
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,400
Well, at least I'll die happy, Marcus.

258
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:11,180
Come on, we're gonna be
late for work.  What?!

259
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:13,740
I'm not going to work.
There's gonna be an earthquake!

260
00:12:13,786 --> 00:12:15,270
Whatever!
See you tonight, then.

261
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:19,000
I sincerely hope so.
Yeah, I'll see you tonight!

262
00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:32,600
Morning, Shredder.

263
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,360
Oh, hey. Where is everyone?

264
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,430
Good question. No-one seems
to have shown up.

265
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,100
That's weird.
Isn't it?

266
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,960
One wonders if it has anything to do
with the memo you sent yesterday

267
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,986
informing them there'd be
an earthquake?

268
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:46,926
Well, no, that was meant as an
invitation, not a out-vitation.

269
00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:49,966
Well, your out-vitation has lost me
my whole staff.

270
00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:51,080
Not your whole staff!
No.

271
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:54,220
No, a few of the keenest beans
and saddest sacks

272
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:55,480
have decided to brave it.

273
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,920
Morning, guys.
Oh, great! Hey, morning, Pandora.

274
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,170
So sorry that I'm late,

275
00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:01,740
but I've been at a breakfasting
network event.

276
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:05,133
Have a terrific day.
Yeah, let's really make it count.

277
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,650
I hope for your sake there's a
catastrophic earthquake, Shredder,

278
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,320
or you are so fired!

279
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,740
OK. Fingers crossed.

280
00:13:16,446 --> 00:13:18,050
What can I get you, gentlemen?

281
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,880
And I'm afraid I still won't be able
to serve you the red curry.

282
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,910
Yeah, that's fine,
we're not hungry today.

283
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:26,060
We just thought we'd come by to
let you know about the earthquake.

284
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,000
The what?

285
00:13:28,086 --> 00:13:31,166
Any minute now. Gonna squash
the lot, apparently.

286
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,400
Here they come.

287
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,806
We are in bloody business here.

288
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,000
Move it!

289
00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:47,406
This is so annoying.

290
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,640
- We still need candles, rope, bandages.
-  Bandages?

291
00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:54,046
Definitely?
And everyone's closing!

292
00:13:54,073 --> 00:13:55,170
Look!

293
00:13:55,373 --> 00:13:59,580
Hey, I was thinking, why don't we
do something crazy and spontaneous?

294
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,453
Sure, OK, great. Like what?

295
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,553
Like, I dunno...go to Tuscany
for a mini-break?

296
00:14:04,573 --> 00:14:07,353
It doesn't sound that crazy.
But it would be spontaneous...

297
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:10,380
if we go now, jump in a cart
and just head for the hills!

298
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,946
But then we'd miss the earthquake?
Oh, yeah, I guess we would!

299
00:14:13,993 --> 00:14:16,253
And you are all about
the earthquake, right?

300
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,633
Yeah, course.

301
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,990
I'd just rather be all about it
from Tuscany.

302
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,660
We can go afterwards if we
are still up for it, then.

303
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:24,850
And I guess...alive?

304
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,290
I'll pick up the bandages
and the rope.

305
00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:29,506
You go and get some candles
from your place.

306
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:30,940
And then we'll meet back at mine.

307
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:34,940
And hurry...this could be
a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

308
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,810
Yeah, I know.

309
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,610
It could well be.

310
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,540
Where are you, you red bastard?

311
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,100
Bingo.
Are you sure?

312
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,240
Oh, yeah. Nearly took my schnozz off!

313
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,680
Mmm.

314
00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:59,486
Oh, praise Jupiter...and of course,
the Indian God of lovely grub.

315
00:14:59,546 --> 00:15:01,060
Amen.

316
00:15:05,226 --> 00:15:06,720
Haw...haw...haw.

317
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,710
Is it hot?

318
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,780
Hot...hot.

319
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,000
Norks alive!

320
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:16,506
I don't think I can take it.
Don't let it beat you, big boy.

321
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:19,760
Come on, chew through the pain!
Ow! Ooh, mamma!

322
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:22,280
Ooh, mamma. Mamma.

323
00:15:29,006 --> 00:15:31,153
It's only Marcus!
All right, landlord.

324
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,990
Got any plans for this "earthquake"?

325
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,500
Yeah, I think I might die in it.

326
00:15:34,553 --> 00:15:36,860
Oh, fair do's.
I'm getting out of here.

327
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,146
Between you and me, I built
this place on the cheap.

328
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,366
No, what a surprise
A fruity fart could blow it down.

329
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,310
Right, well...make sure they put
something appropriate on my grave.

330
00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,586
Like, "Here lies
a fucking bell-end."

331
00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:51,460
No problem. Oh, you've not
seen Davus, have you?

332
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:53,480
I saved him a seat
in the cart.

333
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:56,306
No. I suppose you'll have to go
without the big bozo.

334
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,870
You don't want it, do you?

335
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,666
25 dinari each way.

336
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:04,226
50 for priority boarding
or any luggage over three kilos.

337
00:16:04,253 --> 00:16:06,673
Sorry, I had to squeeze one out.

338
00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:08,600
I don't like shitting by the road.

339
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:10,893
Course not, you're a lady.

340
00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:13,620
Are you coming, then?

341
00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:20,720
Thanks so much for coming.

342
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,466
Do you want to take off
your coat, maybe?

343
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,826
Er...I won't. I'm just putting in
face time, can't hunker long.

344
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:28,760
Of course. Would you like a glass
of water while you're here?

345
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:29,960
Thank you, I would.

346
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,733
Aurelius?
I'm not helping you out, mate.

347
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,466
Come on, it's your job.

348
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,040
OK, but only for her.

349
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,153
So what's the gameplan here?
I guess we just hunker and wait.

350
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,286
Ah, because I should flag up

351
00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:44,126
that I do have a basket weaving
class starting imminently.

352
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:45,870
Yeah, it should be here any sec.

353
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,093
Er...have you been in any other
natural disasters?

354
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,993
Erm...let me think...

355
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,000
not a disaster as such,

356
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,826
but we were snowed in
when I was a child and ...

357
00:16:57,846 --> 00:16:59,850
We couldn't open the door
because of all the snow.

358
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:03,146
- Wow. So what happened?
- It melted, presumably.

359
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,830
Er...stay out of this, please.

360
00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:07,420
Did it?
It did, yes.

361
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,480
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to
duck out now, guys.

362
00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:13,093
Wait...I think I can feel it coming!

363
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,040
Holy Jove, can you feel it?

364
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:18,413
No.  Yeah, I'm really not
getting any vibes on this one.

365
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,880
Look, forget basket weaving.
I can't. We're doing handles today.

366
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,386
There's an earthquake coming!
And I wish the timing was better

367
00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:26,640
but I really can't
squeeze it in right now.

368
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,670
Thanks again for the water.

369
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,480
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh...

370
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,280
Hot!

371
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,310
Oh!

372
00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:57,406
Did you hear that?

373
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,650
I can't hear shit,
all my senses are numb.

374
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,490
There was a rumble.
Probably my tummy.

375
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:04,000
No, no. It was bigger than that.
Your tummy?

376
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,480
I think it was the earthquake.

377
00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:07,710
Hmm...sweet.

378
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,826
Ah, bollocks.

379
00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:13,933
I'd better go and find
the wife and kid really.

380
00:18:13,966 --> 00:18:16,726
My missus will be well angry
if she dies and I'm not there.

381
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,553
Right...I reckon I'll press on.

382
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:21,480
Well, have a good quake.
Better catch you, big lad.

383
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:24,690
Hot!

384
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,600
Shredder?

385
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,333
You're still here, I see.

386
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,786
Well, you know, I take my job
very seriously.

387
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,193
Yes, of course.
Hence inventing an earthquake

388
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,906
in order to lure co-workers
to a panicky fuck-fest!

389
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,593
I didn't invent it, exactly.

390
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,506
No? Then where did this rumour
of yours come from?

391
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,380
And make this good
or you will lose your job.

392
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,630
Well, my neighbour's got these ants
that know the future.

393
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,470
And you're fired!
Here is your contract,

394
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,980
if you'd like to perform
your final act of shredding.

395
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,010
I...

396
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,110
Ants indeed!

397
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:03,350
I've never heard anything
so preposterous.

398
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,660
Yeah, I know! The guy's a crackpot!

399
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,770
I think I might hunker down here,
just in case.

400
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,880
Mmm...I think I might join you.

401
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:31,140
Here it comes. Brace yourselves.

402
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:34,630
God!
Whoa!

403
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,666
Urgh! Get off me, you pervert.

404
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:41,700
You all right, Mum?

405
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,730
Huh! This beaky bastard
tried to molest me.

406
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,770
I didn't. It was the quake, it...

407
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,280
Hang on, has it finished?

408
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,230
Yeah. I'll turn her around.

409
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,260
That was the earthquake?

410
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,540
What a load of rubbish.

411
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:01,420
Back we go. No refunds.

412
00:20:07,593 --> 00:20:09,626
I expected that to last longer.

413
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,853
Sorry, it usually does.

414
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,926
I meant the earthquake!
Oh, yeah, of course.

415
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,430
Thought it would be bigger.

416
00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:16,946
Erm...the earthquake again?

417
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,586
Yes. Although the earth
didn't really move

418
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,850
in either regard,
to be honest, Shredder.

419
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,506
So not like that
was payment or anything,

420
00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:29,453
but could I have
my job back now, please?

421
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,613
You may... Yes!  ..provided you never
breathe a word of this to anyone

422
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:33,693
as long as you live.

423
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,746
Oh, yeah, obviously.
What?! What do you mean, obviously?

424
00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:38,720
Oh, nothing, I just...

425
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,666
my lips are sealed. Good.
Now get out!

426
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,950
Same time next earthquake?
Out!

427
00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,490
OK, yeah

428
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,453
Hey. So sorry.

429
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,250
It took ages to find my candles.

430
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,726
And then I got trapped
under a sort of...beam!

431
00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:06,213
Uh-huh? Was it before or after
you got a lift out of town?

432
00:21:06,253 --> 00:21:08,460
I... Sorry, what?

433
00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:11,626
I saw you in the cart.
You sneaky little rat.

434
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,873
Um ..., Right.

435
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,766
What's that shit on your tunic?

436
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:18,653
Er...it's supposed to be rubble.

437
00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:21,760
Hey, Marcus.
What's he doing here?

438
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,226
And also in a towel?

439
00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:26,020
Where were you, man?
You missed our little party.

440
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,133
What? Did you..?

441
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,326
With him?

442
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:32,553
There was an earthquake. We thought
we were going to die.

443
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:35,393
And you were supposed to be out
of town, you Gallic git.

444
00:21:35,426 --> 00:21:36,770
I came back.

445
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:39,600
It's times like this where you
realise who you care about most.

446
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,853
She wasn't the Gaul for you.
I've always said that.

447
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,386
You like mini-breaks,
she likes earthquakes.

448
00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,386
Yeah...how was the office, then?

449
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,113
Did you manage to "hunker down"?

450
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,653
Uh-huh. Yeah, it wasn't quite
what I had in mind,

451
00:21:55,673 --> 00:21:57,300
but I did do some hunkering.

452
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,950
Well, at least things worked out
for one of us.

453
00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,990
Er...
Hey up? Look who it is?

454
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,340
Oi! So much for
your giant earthquake.

455
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:06,166
Oh, yes, I know.

456
00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:08,666
The ants pass on their
profound apologies.

457
00:22:08,686 --> 00:22:12,313
Some of their predictions
are built on shaky ground,

458
00:22:12,326 --> 00:22:13,720
as it were.

459
00:22:13,773 --> 00:22:18,780
Oh, look, it's starting to rain!
They did get one thing right.

460
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:22,600
Yeah, great, because things weren't
shit enough already!

461
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,833
Hey up, that's not rain, mate.
That's snow!

462
00:22:26,886 --> 00:22:28,380
Yes!
Ha!

463
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:31,720
It's snowing! See...
things couldn't be any better.

464
00:22:33,246 --> 00:22:34,600
Hey!

465
00:22:44,626 --> 00:22:46,000
Boom!

466
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,390
All right. Er...Grumio!

467
00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:57,300
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